...Heather has made the world want to protect its cuddly Mop Top.
So when he's spotted buying lingerie for a married woman 18 years his junior, he's not labelled a dirty old man but a sexy stud.
He gets acres of publicity hailing him one of the greatest songwriters of all time, neatly overlooking his past 30 years' output.
Indeed, so blasphemous is it to say a word against him, we've even stopped joking about his variously coloured hair.
Pity Saint Macca? Getting hitched to Heather Mills could actually be the best thing that happened to him since he teamed up with John Lennon.
--Brian Reade
